Okay, we have all heard of ugly Christmas sweaters. Some of us even have a collection from Aunt Martha hidden in our attic. We pull them out each year at Christmas so that Aunt Martha knows we love her. But while ugly Christmas sweater parties are a lot of fun, now you can go a step further. Why waste your time with just an tacky Christmas sweater, when you can. . .wait for it. . . step up in a men’s ugly Christmas sweater suit!
These suits are incredibly awesome. You can see them miles away, and everyone you come across will either cringe from the blinding awesomeness of your suit, ask you to borrow it or just glower jealously in the corner of the room. There is nothing beyond a Santa Claus suit, and I don’t mean the one the jolly old elf wears. I mean a suit and tie full of the jolly old elf’s face, bright red with a ho-ho-ho.
Here are some Christmas-themed tacky-as-get-out Christmas suits. How can you resist the candy cane suit? You can just eat him up. Or the Christmaster party suit? Seriously, how much tackier can anyone be? You will win the tacky outfit award for sure.
Who Needs an Ugly Sweater When You Can Wear an Ugly Christmas Sweater Suit?!
These suits come in plus-size and standard size for better fit and room for dancing the night away. Click through to find out measurements and sizing. The patterned Christmas designs come in mid-November and are gone quickly because they are so popular, so don’t wait to order yours.
Men’s Santa Claus SuitMen’s Candy Cane SuitMen’s Christmaster Party SuitOppoSuits Red Christmas SuitChristmas Sweater SuitQuilty Pleasure Holiday OpposuitMen’s Snowflake OpposuitMen’s Evergreen Party SuitOpposuits Green SuitMen’s Red Devil Party SuitOpposuits Red Suit
Not in a Traditional Christmas Mood? Try One of these Suits!
The group of suits at the top are definitely the primary colors and patterns for Christmas. But maybe you need a suit for another occasion or a special event party? The suits below are in a slew of themes, perfect for any occasion that you want to see and be seen. These suits come in plus size and some are in numbered sizes. You can click the link to find out measurements and what is available.
Men’s Cashanova Party SuitMens OppoSuits Money SuitMen’s Patrick Party Costume SuitMens OppoSuits St. Patrick’s Day SuitMen’s Opposuits Basic Pimp Tiger SuitMen’s Basic Stars and StripesMen’s Opposuits Basic Stars and Stripes SuitMen’s The Jag Party SuitMen’s OppoSuits Jaguar Print SuitBavarian Men’s SuitMens Opposuits Bavarian SuitMen’s Mr. Lover Party SuitMens OppoSuits Mr. Lover Heart SuitMen’s Poker Face Party SuitMen’s OppoSuits Poker Face SuitMen’s Cannaboss Party SuitMens Opposuits Cannaboss SuitBadaboom SuitMen’s Opposuits Badaboom Comic SuitMen’s Tashtastic Party SuitMen’s OppoSuits Testival SuitMen’s Opposuits Scottish SuitMen’s Opposuits Basic Pink SuitMens Opposuits Starry SuitMens Opposuits Blue SuitMen’s Opposuits Basic Vegas SuitMens OppoSuits Camouflage SuitMen’s OppoSuits Stars and Stripes SuitMens Opposuits Purple SuitMens Opposuits Yellow SuitMens Opposuits Baby Blue SuitMens Opposuits Mardis Gras SuitMen’s Opposuits Basic Checked Black and White Suit
Halloween and Day of the Dead Suits
Collect them all for parties throughout the year. Wear the Zombiac suit to your next Walking Dead showing, and the El Muerto party suit to the next Day of the Dead celebration. With these suits, you are outfitted for just about any holiday year round.
Men’s Skulleton Party SuitMen’s OppoSuits Skulleton SuitMen’s Bloody Harry Party SuitMens Opposuits Bloody SuitMen’s Zombiac SuitMen’s OppoSuits Zombiac SuitMen’s Opposuits Basic Pumpkin SuitSuitMeister Pumpkin Leaves SuitMen’s OppoSuits El Muerto SuitMen’s Party Costume SuitMen’s OppoSuits Orange SuitMen’s OppoSuits Basic Skull Suit
There is no question that your family and friends will love these amazing suits. You will be bombarded by people wanting to bask in your glory as you shine among the plebs. Besides a lot of the colors are neon bright.
When you get your ugly Christmas sweater party invitation this year, you will be prepared in your incredible tacky Christmas sweater party suit. And you can wear these all year. There are styles for Christmas, but also styles for Mardi Gras and St. Patrick’s Day. Which one is your favorite? Do you like the bright solid colors or wild patterns?